best dark comedy jokes
Call Of The Dark
by MishaK
Driven by his need for revenge, Lazarus, the Lore’s most ruthless vampire, plots to seize the throne of Wilyra and rule it along with his betrothed, the fae goddess Maeve who thrives in a borrowed body. Lazarus has a perfect plan—until he finds Emmalyn, a young mortal who is the daughter of the rebel leader of blood vassals in his kingdom and an integral part of his plan. He captures the young girl to cast her soul out for Maeve. Emmalyn yearns for a better life to escape from her stepmother…
The Best Director
by Wallee The Robot
Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle w…
The Dark Luna
by CELLICA
*Book 1 Completed**Book 2 Completed*Blanca Vergil, the first of her kind, a young, naive hybrid, met Dimitri Norton, a rich, handsome, and powerful vampire.After a terrible betrayal in his past, he used his powerful abilities to fight against his fate.But when two strangers come together and two lifemates face treacherous schemes and uncover a dark mystery that links them together, you get a story and an adventure no one could have ever foreseen.
Divorce is the Best Choice
by Riley Mccarthy
After two years of marriage, Jason suddenly filed for divorce.He said, "She's back. Let's get a divorce. You can ask for whatever you want."Two years of marriage can not replace his ex-girlfriend.Sarah didn't make a fuss. She agreed and put forward her own conditions."I want your most expensive supercar.""OK.""Villa in the suburbs.""Fine.""Split billions of money you made in two years of marriage."“???”
Best Young Master
by I'm Insane
He rose in the End of Dharma Era, and he shook the splendid era.The young Ye Fan, carrying the hopes of six billion people, set out from Earth, waged war in the Otherworld, trampled on skeletons, and made the Ten Thousand Clans tremble, finally ascending to the pinnacle of the universe, overlooking the Ten Thousand Realms!"Even if it takes going up to the Ninth Heaven or down to Netherworld, I will definitely defy heaven to snatch your life back for you!"— Ye Fan.
I'm The Best!
by Chen Xing
<p><strong>You want me to calm down? Calm your head!</strong></p><p>This father wants to act cool!</p><p>No, it wasn't posturing, it was truly awesome!</p>
The Best
by Tinnean
After seeing his father’s profligate ways almost destroy the family business, Ransom Burke has instituted a firm policy of no work fraternization. When his longtime lover leaves him for a woman, Ransom vows never again to let anyone get close to him. He informs all future lovers he’ll shower them with gifts as long as they remain monogamous. However, at the first sign of straying, they’ll receive a bouquet of white roses tipped with gold and the affair will be over.<br><br>Man after man chooses …
A'void dark
by SacredDream
In a world where power is everything. A young boy named Hayden was rejected by its one and only law. Power. He was the only one blessed with nothing... but what if that weren't the case?He will set out on a path… a path of conquest to scatter the despair created by the world's lack of 'humanity'.
THE LOVE IN THE DARK
by Bintang_aries
21+Pandangan setiap manusia selalu berbeda. Suatu yang sangat gelap tiba-tiba datang menghampiri. Dia sosok yang cantik, jahat, dan ingin ku miliki. Dia mengajakku bermimpi tentang dia, dan kemudian seperti dalam mimpiku, dia memutuskan untuk menjadikanku miliknya seutuhnya.Seharusnya aku harus mengatakan tidak saat dia memintaku untuk bersumpah agar setia kepadanya. Pisau itu memberiku petunjuk terlebih dahulu. Darah kedua,dan ketiga, itu adalah berkah dari bos mafia paling terkenal di dunia sa…
Wolf in the Dark
by Pel Rodi
Typical date nights involve dinners and movies, or late-night talks at a coffee shop. They do not involve life-altering events that make people question their whole relationship, right? Wrong. Enora's last date was anything but typical when she accidentally found out her boyfriend Victor was an Alpha shifter. And if that wasn't enough of a shock to her system, he is the leader of one of the two most well-known mafias in her area. With a longtime rival who has set his sights on Enora thrown into…
Eve Of The Dark
by ikigai_yugen
[STORY PAUSED FOR A FEW MONTHS DUE TO EXAMS!][WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]"I'm not the prince of your fairytale," he murmured. "I'm the monster of your nightmares."———Ezekiel Wei— the leader of the biggest gang in Asia. Money? Fame? Women? He has it all on the tips of his fingers. He fears nothing, doesn't give a shit about love, and does whatever he wants. Cursed to the bottom of his soul. Rumors surrounded him; people said he was the Devil of devils, a sinner worse than his father could ever be.Ha…
The Dark Fairy
by Dwarika
Kidnapped at the age of three, Rain found herself amongst the people who put monsters and devils to shame. Subjected to their torture since young age, she turned out to be the cold-blooded killer with no emotions but was gifted some superhuman abilities. As a result, she began turning into one of those demons herself. But two little angels in the form of her brothers saved her from this eternal damnation and to protect those angels from the fate same as her, she decided to flee from the shackles…
The Dark Side
by Sakz Hussain
Torn Between Good And Bad. Justin is light, safe, good. Alex is dark, dangerous, bad. Ariana is torn between the two. She knows she should head towards the light but the element of darkness has always excited her. Darkness runs through her blood, darkness makes her heart go wild. Darkness attracts her, she's drawn to it like a moth to a burning fire. Which path will she choose?
Best Friend Obsession
by ZetZumi
[Warning: Matured Content ]EESHA DENISE COLLY is a simple girl who has lived a good life until she meets MIKE KRISTOFF MURGOCI, the man who claims her as his own.When he first saw Denise. He had already claimed her as his property. Denise is no longer an independent woman who lived her own life and made her own decision. She was ruled by him. He used her to his advantage. He had her under his control and was enamored with her. He was ruining the brave woman Denise once was because he wants Denis…
Dark & Cold
by ciaraattong
Will the broken and inexperienced Princess Ericia -an abused daughter and hopeful bride to be- step up to the challenge of ruling her divided kingdom?
War of the Gods: A Divine Comedy
by SamsaraWithWords
Would you like it if today you suddenly went from being normal to becoming a God? Before you answer, the catch is there’s an apocalypse coming and you have to recruit Earth’s greatest ancient Generals and Gods into your army to prevent it. Wait, one more catch, it turns out most of them are dirtbags and trolls. I’m warning you, maybe you should read the story before you answer.This satire/action/adventure contains brutal battles, beauties, cultivation, mythology, magic, divine weapons, Gods from…
Dark Moon: Rise of The Dark King
by Nanakawaichan
He was a prince from the biggest kingdom in the Andromeda Continent.His family was the Holy Knight descendants who had killed the dark king. A mysterious accident took his father's life and cursed him with the dark power, making everyone doubt his identity. His uncle treated him as a war puppet even forcing him to relinquish his right to the king's throne and his cousin treated him like his nemesis.Feeling guilty for his father's death he decided to give his blind loyalty to his kingdom and acci…
Dark Empire
by Gift_Simeon
[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]Ashlyn Pedro, a woman whose disdain for men arises from her past encounter with the man she believed to be her father. As a young CEO, she crosses paths with a remarkable individual named Vincent, unbeknownst to her, a vampire.Through their encounter, her affection for him deepens, leading her to unravel the truth about her true lineage as a witch. Despite Vincent's initial commitment to eradicate all witches, his feelings for Ashlyn prevent him from carrying out his vow…